My name is Walker but my friends call me Walker. I'm a 19 years old American boy living in Austin, Texas, USA. I'm very proud to be an American because America is the land of the free and the home of the brave.
I was planning to present me since I came here just over 3 months ago Unfortunately I'm usually a very shy boy.
But today it's different, today I'm a fucking big boy ! I CAN DO IT !
As a matter of fact, I wanted to do it in French but it's too difficult for me caus my fuckin French is terrible. What the hell did I do at school? lol. However, you taught me several useful French slang expressions as: "Allez l'OM", "Paris c'et des pd", "enkule", "kaka power".
I'd like you to know that I love your web site. "omforum" is one of my favorites because I love soccer and I love "L'OM". You know, this is a big problem for me because all my friends say that soccer is a gay sport. But I'm not gay! I was just sodomized by a horse one time. I'm just soccer addicted and "Olympique de Marseilles" addicted. AALLLLEEEZZZZ LLLLOOOMMMMM!!!!!
Moreover, everybody here is very nice and funny but the one I love is Stella. Stella means Star in French, is that right? Stella you are a Star! lol! Stella, you seem to be a very doable... no... a very smart woman and I badly want to get to know you much better. Maybe we can experience a date one of these days. ;)
Anyway, let me show you guys some pictures of my family and me. You can add them into your picture galleries if you want.
See ya!
Enjoy my pics!!! I'm very proud of my family!
Hi there...this is me... Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I have a stomach ulcer.
This is my mom. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job. She says with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day.
This is my brother Hank. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances.
My grandmom lives with us in our trailer. Shes smells real bad. She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer. Grandma has sores all over. The flies are terrible.
My mom says she is almost positive this is my dad. He lives in a Federal Penitentiary in Montana. When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing.
My younger sister Jill lost all her teeth. She was licking a egg beater after mom made a cake and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident.
We are proud of my older brother Barney. He is 27. He wants to be a Doctor and can write his own name.
This is my older sister Sue Ellen. She has 15 kids and they all look different. She has a disease that makes her itch.
Jethro is my 1st cousin. He runs a tomato stand down by the highway. He once went 53 days without taking a bath.
This is Buck. He is my second cousin. He is pretty smart. Buck is going to be a dentist some day. He does all the work on our teeth.
This is my sisters boyfriend for now. His name is Larry. He fixes lawn mowers in the city. My sister says he has a hairy ass
This is Michael. He used to be my best friend but got killed by a bus on the interstate. I still wear his underwear.
These are 2 kids we throw stuff at. There used to be 3 of them. Mom says we can't throw heavy stuff no more.
Jake holds the park record. He once jumped over 7 trailers. Jake crashed alot and talks real slow now. His doctor told him to wear a helmit.
My uncle Marky is still having problems. He doesn't know what he wants in life anymore. He is a Veitnam War hero and now sells perfume at a department store.
This is my step brother Phil. He had a hunting accident years ago. The bullet is lodged just over his right ear. It's hard to understand him sometimes and he always stinks like rotten cheese.
This is my twin brother Bert. We were born 4 minutes apart. Bert made medical history when he fell out of my mom's ass during birth. I hate him.
My great grandmother is lots of fun. She still chews tobacco and rides a bicycle. Grandma dates younger men with teeth.
One of my mom's boyfriends. He has a rectal infection that makes him fart alot. I think he caused our dog Rebel to die.
This is my sister Molly. Mom said she just showed up at our trailer home one day and never left. She bit the mailman. She loves to drink water from the toilet bowl. She smokes cigarettes too.
My cousin Eddie went to New York this summer. A piece of the Statue Of Liberty fell off and hit him in the head. Eddie now has the I.Q. of a tomato plant.
We found Willy sleeping under our trailer one night. Mom is teaching him how to use toilet paper.
This is my half brother Boomer. Boomer is going to be a policeman one day. He already patrols the interstate and stops the bad people.
Walt dates my grand mom. He grows pumpkins on 7 acres of land. He likes chasing grand mom through his pumpkin patch in his underwear.
This is my 3rd cousin Smitty. Smitty works in a dog collar factory in the city. He works 10 hours a day, 6 days a week. Every electric dog collar is tested on Smitty before they are shipped to the store.
This is my sister's boyfriend Paul. He is running for Mayor in the city. He hates kids and old people. Our neighbor Mrs. Dot is taking him to court for spitting on her baby. He also wants to ban wheelchairs in the city.
My half brother JimBob and his wife. She is pretty i think. They raise Possum in their back yard. They are not allowed to have children.
) and some words like the expression "sodomized by a horse" that makes me laugh. All these things prove me that you are an "habituel" of the omforum as we say in France ...
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Mais de quoi suis-je accusé encore ! 
could you give me the number of your sister Molly plz ? Maybe one night I could pick her up at the trailer & take her to the cinema... or to the public lavatory ! 
